Hannah has started telling me (in the middle of my disciplining her) that things are "not funny." So, I will say something like "Hannah this is totally unacceptable and you are not allowed to do that" to which she will reply "not funny." I don't know why but this always makes me giggle and I have to say "you are right, it is not funny."
Well, let's just say that today, I didn't giggle...not one bit! This morning I decided to take Hannah to Kohl's so that I could buy some shirts for me. Side note - isn't it amazing that once you become a mother it is way more fun to buy your kid clothes and then you finally realize that you don't have anything decent to wear anymore. Anyway, we strolled into Kohl's and I was armed with snacks, toys, and juice for Hannah's entertainment while she sat in the cart. We did quite well for awhile and I found some nice shirts for me and so we moved onto the kids section where I was just going to check for any good deals on clothes for Hannah. Bad idea! The aisles are REALLY narrow at Kohl's and Hannah decided to take out her boredom on the clothes racks. As I strolled by a shelf with clothes neatly stacked on it, Hannah took her entire arm and sideswiped them ALL off the shelf! She probably knocked off 3 piles of 8 shirts each with one fail swoop...I was becoming irritated at this point, when she said "not funny." YEAH, tell me about it!! Anyway, I quickly picked them up and put them back on the shelf and hightailed it out of the kids section. I should have been smart and left at this point, but no, I decided to quickly run to the shoe section to look for sandals for Hannah. See, buying things for your kids gets you in trouble sometimes. Well, if I thought the clothes aisles were small, the shoe aisles were worse. So, I quickly went down a shoe aisle where I spied some sandals that I thought were cute. My fatal mistake was when I stopped for a fraction of a second to take a closer look at one pair. Hannah grabbed the bottom shoe box and took it and the 5 boxes above it to the ground. At this point, I was ticked! So, I stopped to tell her "this is totally unacceptable" to which, of course, she replied "not funny" with a smile on her face might I add. My level of impatience was skyrocketing and so was her level of fun. As I bend down to pick up the boxes and shoes off the ground, she grabbed another bottom box and took it and all the above boxes to the ground. At this point, I was so angry that I attempted to move to whole cart out of the impossibly tiny aisle but since there were boxes in the way, I was not quite quick enough. Hannah managed to get another pile of boxes down before I could get her away from the shoes. Suffice it to say, I was beside myself! We did both finally calm down so that I was able to tell her, again, that we do not act that way along with a swat. It was a miserable ending to our shopping outing....and it was "not funny" to say the least!
Praise God for grace and patience when dealing with 2 year olds, because on my own I would be undone by these moments. May His grace abound even more in these days!!!
By the way, Jason found this story to be HILARIOUS....I am not sure he would have found it to be funny if he had been the one there!