You know your a mom when...
10. You can't find your cordless phone, so you ask a friend to call you, and you run around the house madly, following the sound until you locate the phone downstairs in the laundry basket.
9. Your idea of a good day is making it through without a child leaking bodily fluids on you.
8. Your favorite television show is a cartoon.
7. You're willing to kiss your child's boo-boo, regardless of what body part it happens to be on.
6. You're so desperate for adult conversation that you spillyour guts to the telemarketer that calls and HE hangs up on YOU!
5. Spit is your number one cleaning agent.
4. You hide in the bathroom to be alone.
3. Your kid throws up and you catch it.
2. You have time to shave only one leg at a time.
1. You're up each night until 11 PM vacuuming, dusting, wiping,washing, drying, loading, unloading, shopping, cooking,driving, flushing, ironing, sweeping, picking up, changingsheets, changing diapers, bathing, helping with homework, paying bills, budgeting, clipping coupons, folding clothes, putting to bed, dragging out of bed, brushing, chasing,buckling, feeding (them, NOT you), PLUS swinging, playing baseball, bike riding, pushing trucks, cuddling dolls, rollerblading, basketball, football, catch, bubbles, sprinklers, slides, nature walks, coloring, crafts, jumpingrope, PLUS raking, trimming, planting, edging, mowing, gardening, painting, and walking the dog. You get up at5:30 AM and you have no time to eat, sleep, drink or go to the bathroom, and yet ... you still managed to gain 10 pounds.
I LOVE being a mother! It is absolutely the best job around! Happy Mother's day to you all.
Love,
Jennifer, Jason, Hannah, and Molly